Balls balls balls
Balls balls balls
Balls balls balls
Balls balls balls (repeat)

We'll hang our balls on the Christmas tree
We'll hang our balls on the Christmas tree
Let's hang our balls on the Christmas tree
Let's hang our balls on the Christmas tree
We'll hang our balls on the Christmas tree
Let's hang our balls on the Christmas tree
It'll really be a fun Christmasy kinda thing like
We'll hang our balls on the Christmas tree

We got red balls, green balls
Hang 'em on the Christmas tree
Pink balls, brown balls
Hang 'em on the Christmas tree
Look Dad, Mum got a present for you
A pair of balls that are big and blue
We'll hang our balls on the Christmas tree

Balls balls balls
Balls balls balls
Balls balls balls
Balls balls balls (repeat)

We'll hang our balls on the Christmas tree
Dad'll hang his balls on the Christmas tree
I'll hang my balls on the Christmas tree
Brother'll hang his balls on the Christmas tree
Dad went out and cut down that tree
And it looks nice when it's plain and green
But it is prettier than anything I've seen
When there's some balls on the Christmas tree

Father Murphy is coming to our house
He'll bring us some salvation
He'll say a prayer, he'll bless the tree
And he got a couple balls just for decoration
Hang his balls on the Christmas tree

Balls balls balls
Balls balls balls
Balls balls balls
Balls balls balls (repeat)

We'll have a ball hanging balls on the Christmas tree
have a ball hanging balls on the Christmas tree
have a ball hanging balls on the Christmas tree
have a ball hanging balls on the Christmas tree
Don't break my balls, just put 'em on the tree
Don't crush my balls just put 'em on the tree
But you can squeeze my balls if you put 'em on that tree
We'll hang our balls on the Christmas tree

Dad just had his tenth eggnog
His pants just fell down
He tripped and fell, and took the tree with him
And it all came tumbling down and he said
"Ow! Them pine needles pinch... my balls on the Christmas tree"

Balls balls balls
Balls balls balls
Balls balls balls
Balls balls balls (repeat)